EDIT: I will start doing rants on things that irritate me on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

Dear fellow students,
Is it impossible for you to stand in the lunch line like normal americans? I'm pretty sure your muffin and sun chips aren't going anywhere. Are those two extra minutes of lunch really that important to you? I work hard to get my spot in line. Unfortunately, I eat at the pace of a snail, so those two minutes really do benefit my food consuming. Yes, I'm talking to you Mr. Human Vacuum Cleaner. You sit there, scarf down your food, and go sit in the gym. In the line, there is no need for corndoging the person in front of you. Nor is there a need to cut. I, like others, are hungry, and will not hesitate to bite your head off. Do you see what you've driven a pacifist to? Geesh. For the sake of others, control yourself and wait for your food, tubby.
With all respect intended,
RunIsaacRun